Private Security Slice of Pizza Canvas Wall Art
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Fine Art Canvas
Rectangular Canvas
Thin Wrap (0.75")
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Ready to Hang on your Wall
Canvas Details
Premium quality wall art, for modern interiors.
Printed on fine art canvas.
Gallery wrapped, ready to hang on your wall.
Crafted with the same attention to detail.
We ship worldwide. Tracking number included.
Orders are processed within 5 to 7 business days.
Fast delivery to the U.S. and Europe (typically 6 to 8 business days). Estimated times, may vary.
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Every canvas is custom-made for you, which is why we do not accept returns or exchanges once your order has shipped. However, your satisfaction is our priority. If your artwork arrives damaged, defective, or with any issue, simply send us clear photos within 7 days of delivery. We’ll review your case promptly and provide a replacement at no additional cost.
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Eternity is a long shift, and a masterpiece still needs a guard. The "private security slice of pizza" canvas wall art is a witty, high-contrast commentary on the intersection of high culture and everyday life, featuring a skeleton security guard in a crisp uniform sitting bored beneath a priceless painting, enjoying a late-night slice. It is a striking and humorous reminder that even the grandest institutions are run by human (or post-human) needs, a sophisticated wall decor piece that challenges the idea of reverence. This premium canvas print is a must-have for the collector who appreciates Italian flair, art history, and a touch of irreverent humor in their modern art.
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